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Friday, December 29, 2006

New Year's Resolutions For The Culture

1. Resolve to keep our pants pulled up.

2. Resolve to quit showing our belly-button.

2. Resolve to quit exposing the top part of our rear-end.

3. Resolve to have more resolve to win the war on terror.

4. Resolve to not play our music so loud in our car.

5. Resolve to be careful about our language in public.

6. Resolve to educate ourselves about the political realites in this country.

7. Resolve to gain a basic understanding of economics so we will vote for the right people concerning things like tax policy and the minimum wage.

8. Resolve to remove the legal protection for killing unborn children.

9. Resolve to quit running red lights.

10. Resolve to quit looking to government to fix every problem.

11. Resolve to refrain from exalting sports and hollywood figures.

12. Resolve to read the bible.

13. Resolve to devote some time to spiritual contemplation.

These are just a few things I thought would be good resolutions for the culture.
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